Benjamin Franklin
Fictional AI pastiche — not real quote.
"I observe with some amusement that my bifocals, which cost nothing but a bit of glass-grinding ingenuity, have held their ground against the march of progress for two and a half centuries—whilst these modern alchemists now promise to sell drops at no doubt considerable expense to achieve what a penny's worth of curved glass accomplishes admirably. Perhaps in another 240 years, they shall rediscover that the simplest solution to a universal problem need not extract twenty billion dollars from those it serves."
