H. L. Mencken
Fictional AI pastiche — not real quote.
"The republic's most diligent bloodhounds chase a phantom for five years, only to stumble upon him by accident—and then discover, in a masterstroke of juridical imbecility, that they've hauled him before the wrong tribunal. One might suspect the bomber himself had studied our beloved bureaucracy and concluded, quite sensibly, that the surest way to escape justice in these United States is simply to wait for the government to tie itself into knots."
